"Shortly after take-off, first thing's first
there's soft drinks and coffee to quench your first,"
"Carry-on items go under the seat
in front of you so none of you have things by your feet"
"Before we leave, our advice
is put away your electronic devices"
"If you have a seat on a row with an exit
we're gonna talk to you so you might as well expect it.
You gotta help us out in case we need you
if you don't want to then we're gonna reseat you."